Meet Lauren.

This my halarious four year old cousin! Bad...but, a huge piece of my heart, nonetheless.

Phone call with Lauren: May 4, 2010

Me: "Hey! I heard you graduated from preschool Sunday!"

Lauren: "Yes! I Did! We sung little kid songs and everything! I had a dress on. It was too big for me, but it fit."

Me: "Why didn't you call me? You know I didn't want to miss it!"

-that's how I always get her. She doesn't understand the concept of me being "away at school." She just questions why I have to go to school on Sundays...lol. All she knows is sometimes she don't see me for a while...but when she does, she doesn't let me out of her sight.

Lauren: "I'm sorry! You didn't come to church. I would've told you at church, but you don't come to church anymore so I couldn't tell you! Everyone was there without you. Your mommy was there without you...your daddy was there without you..."

Me: "I'm coming Sunday Lauren!"

Lauren: (burst of excitement. screams to both parents)...lol. "We can dress alike. I have a dress...it has dots on it...but it's toddler size, so you probably have to buy one."

Me: "Lol...So, how are things?"

Lauren: "I'M GETTING A POGO STICK!! And a new bike...with games, a horn, and a remote control!"

Me: "Are you ready for all of that??"

Lauren: "Well, I keep falling of my bike. Maybe I need a motorcycle or a car."

Me: (laughs extremely hard!!)

Lauren: (puts Joah on the phone, and even though he's really laughing at me calling his name, she takes the phone back and says he's busy.)

Me: "Are you being good for mommy and daddy?"

Lauren: "Uhmm...I'm going to call you later! Love youuuu!!"

*Classic*